Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
Not to mention, you’d think all that profit they made off of us would bring the National Debt down. But no. The greedy fucks use it for other dumb shit. Like making sure all their pockets are nice and lined.
I really need her to run for president soon. And win.